From the information that is out there, it would almost appear that Obama is having MSNBC call Chinese banks to get his polling data. He then takes those numbers and claims that the people at the Chinese banks are in fact the American people. From The Hill: “The American people are sold,” he said. “The [...]

John was in the egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called ‘pullets’, and ten roosters to fertilize them. He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced. This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. [...]