According to a BBC article, Canada has put the US on a ‘torture’ list. This was done in a manual written as part of a training course on torture for diplomats. Under the definition of torture, the manual lists US interrogation techniques such as forced nudity, isolation, sleep deprivation and the blindfolding of prisoners.

This is a slightly different definition for torture than the dictionary which gives a laughable definition: the infliction of intense pain (as from burning, crushing, or wounding) to punish, coerce, or afford sadistic pleasure.

See the difference. One causes pain, the other doesn’t.

In response to this listing by Canada, the world’s greatest and most talented blogger has put the country of Canada on his list of Big Fucking Pussies. This blogger was sleep deprived in Marine Boot Camp and didn’t complain about being tortured. He has put Canada on this list on the behalf of all the US. Get used to it.
Due to the fact that this is a brand new list for this blogger, he will not make mention of anyone else on the list, but it is probably going to also contain names like Sean Penn, Rosie O’Donnell and Alex Jones. I’m sure that had this happened before their last election, the list would have also included the country of France.

Congrats Canada, always the trend setter.