When I first read the stories about how much smarter libs are than conservatives because they read more books, I laughed quite a bit because it took me only a few moments to see that there were about a thousand flaws in the argument. Of course, since I don’t read nothin, I guess my opinions don’t mean nuthin cuz ize just a dum ole neo-con.

Anyways, just a few of the things that came to mind very quickly. Maybe conservatives read more magazines and online editorials. Maybe we have our minds made up on certain things like taxes and we don’t need to read one more book telling us that you cannot tax yourself into prosperity. Maybe we are busy watching C-Span and CNBC because you can get a wide variety of opinions on important matters very quickly instead of getting one very biased opinion in the several days it takes to read another book. Maybe we read a few of the more brilliant lines from B. Hussein Obama’s book and thought, “This is fucking stupid and if I read any more of it I may become suicidal because I was under the impression that the U.S. is a great country where people of all colors can do things like write books and become senators.”

Then again, maybe, and this is a HUGE MAYBE, the poll claiming that libs read more books than us dumb neo-cons was another hit piece by another liberal retard who knows damn good and well that the average liberal is half as smart as a monkey with a brain tumor and therefore they believe each and every stupid poll that makes conservatives look bad. But I’m certain that this isn’t the case despite what you might read over at this almost interesting story from newsbusters. Just remember, if you are a neo-coon, you prolly aint smart enuff to understand it cuz you dont read enough buks.

Update: According to a new study, it seems that if you do not live off of a welfare check, you have less time to read books on philosophy, art, Bush the fascist Halliburton Hitler-chimp, and other subjects that will in no way shape or fashion help you get a real job so that you can stop living off of welfare. Put the fucking coffee down and study accounting or something you liberal jackass.